Elmo's weekly rice hunt

"Elmo" (elmo187) 10/18/2013 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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So I've been planning on doing this for a while now, but haven't had the time or the internet to do so.

This is my hunt for rice around the state of Florida. Yes, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! This means that I currently have a lot of them to post in this thread alone, and even a lot in the future. I will also be posting pictures from a forum I frequent by the name of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! from numerous members who have posted some of the worst rice you will ever see.

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Now, some of the rice I see is easy to catch, but some are extremely elusive. One in particular I have semi-dedicated my life to catching. And this dude is the epitome of rice. He's the typical "douche bag" guy. Wears a Tapout hat with an Affliction shirt and has a tribal arm sleeve. The car he drives is a mid-90s SN95 Mustang in tiel green. Comes with not only chrome trim around the doors and wheel arches, but fake chrome louvers (both front fenders and the side of the rear bumper) and fake chrome hubcaps. Has stickers all over it, along with some extremely ugly graphics. But it doesn't stop there, it also has Altezza tail lights with chrome trim around them. If I remember correctly (been a while since I've seen it), it also has halo head lights and underglow. All of this on a car with fading paint.

Enough about that though. Onto the Wonderful World of Rice.

Enjoy...

These 2 were caught in my work's parking lot, the Galant is owned by a gorgeous Puerto Rican woman who needs to drive a better car.

Donk in the making?

This might be a little hard to see. But it hurt me because it is a T200 Celica GT Liftback, which is one of my most favorite cars.

If you look closely at this one, you can see that it's a Civic imitating Brian O'Connor's Eclipse with Lambo doors.

Yup, the typical Civic with Altezzas.

This guy annoyed the fuck outta me when he left this Burger King parking lot. He did that ricer bra-bra-bra-braaaaaaaap-p-p-p-p *shift* braaaaaaaa. Notice how he also can't roll down his window, so he has to open his door at drive-thrus.

Yes. This is a Dodge Caravan. And it is on 22" wheels with a HORRIBLE looking body kit. I thought you couldn't go less manly with owning a minivan, but this guy succeeded at doing so.

Not one tone, not 2-tone, but 3-tone (also caught in my work parking lot).

Guess the downforce was too extreme.

Yeah...nope.

This might be hard to see when you first look at it. I'll let you guys figure it out.

Florida Gators fan I'm guessing?

Oh look, another Accord Coupe.

Alright guys, that's it for now.

Frank Grimes > Elmo 10/18/2013 at 23:07

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that v6 stang makes me want to puke. And I hate that people rice out those celicas they are a handsome car people need to just leave them alone and put rally tires and light bars on them also AWD and mudflaps. Lastly might I add these rice hunts needs to happen with regularity making fun of peoples cars makes me glad I have the sensibilities I do.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Elmo 10/18/2013 at 23:08

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I think I threw up in my mouth a little